1 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:07,079 What's going on? Why are you all sitting like this? 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,599 Y-You've got visitors, sir. 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,119 Mr Davies. 4 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,319 Mr and Mrs Elliston 5 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,999 are thinking of transferring their daughter to the school. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 And she loves drama, so we thought we'd pop in. 7 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,919 Right! 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,920 Welcome. 9 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:31,040 So... 10 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,719 Good morning, everyone. 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,159 Good morning, sir. 12 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,119 Right. Are you wearing slippers? 13 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:46,120 Yes. Yes, I am. Now... Why are you wearing slippers? It doesn't matter. 14 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,959 Is it something to do with the space mission, sir? No. 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,039 But surely slippers would make it difficult 16 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,199 to get a sufficient purchase on the space rock. 17 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,119 Shut up! 18 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,120 Thank you. It's got nothing to do with the space mission, everyone. 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,039 It was a little incident with my neighbour's cat and my shoes. 20 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,519 Did it poo in them? It was just a wee, 21 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:09,520 but it's an old cat so it properly stinks. 22 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,159 So where were we with the lesson? 23 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,079 Dennis reckoned he could kick an alien's nutsack off, sir. 24 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,759 We don't talk about things like that in here. Oh, we do. Often. 25 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,759 Yes, and I've said you can't kick anything's nutsack off 26 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:25,719 and that's the end of it. You can, sir! My uncle kicked a pig's off! 27 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,599 Jesus! Did he? Yeah, it tried to bite him! 28 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,199 Yeah, well, they don't like being cornered, do they, guys? 29 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,199 Pigs do not like being cornered. 30 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,719 Oh! Now... focus! 31 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:39,879 What's happening with the lesson? 32 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,880 You said we'd meet the alien lizard king this lesson. Did you forget? 33 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:48,440 No. 34 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,880 Fuck it! 35 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,839 The lizard king! 36 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,636 Hello. 37 00:02:18,661 --> 00:02:43,563 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells 00:03:17,639 "I used to listen to my friends, 50 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,799 but now I'm too busy jog-dogging with Dominic." 51 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,679 Honestly, mate, you'd finger a swan if he asked you to. 52 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,680 Sorry, I just happen to find him inspirational. Three cider quizzes on the bounce you've missed. 53 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,239 You know I can't win with Jo, she thinks ABBA is a person. 54 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:33,199 Well, I can't go either, I'm moving house. Since when? 55 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,959 Mr Camol kicked me out for not paying rent, no biggie. 56 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,799 I've already got another place sorted. 57 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:40,759 Well, if I've lost you two, 58 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:43,959 I truly have nothing left in the world to lose. 59 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:47,960 There's a mouthful left in that, Shakira. 60 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,599 Bob! 61 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,479 Dan, you're being absurd, you're not losing me to Dominic. 62 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,759 It's him. 63 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:01,760 "I'm giving you a lie-in tomorrow, let's meet at 5.35. 64 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,599 That's actually very good. 65 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,600 That is very good. Very good. That is....very funny! 66 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:14,400 Right, fine, I won't go to cider quiz either. 67 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,679 I'll get an early night 68 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,079 and I'll come to your running club with you tomorrow morning. 69 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,959 I don't think running club is for you, Dan. 70 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,599 Shorts?! What do you want with shorts? 71 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,679 I'm making a sports-themed quilt. 72 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,279 Ohh, lovely! Obviously not. 73 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,799 I'm joining Brian's running club. 74 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,159 Don't be silly. 75 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:40,160 Fuck off! I am. You can't go running, you silly boy. 76 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,399 Not with your big fat tummy and twiglet legs. 77 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,039 Oh, right, whereas you're ripped, aren't you, Jessica Ennis? 78 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,799 I thought a baby elephant had broken in last week when you wore that sleeveless top. 79 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:54,599 You have got some shorts, Daniel, but they're from when you were at school. 80 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,839 You can't go running in tight shorts, it gives you a rash. 81 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:01,279 You know it does. Listen, when I want advice about pacing myself 82 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:04,399 during the buffing of worthless china tat, I'll come to you. 83 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:08,400 Until then, get my shorts. What's the fuss? Daniel's going running. 84 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:19,200 Stop laughing! 85 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:21,759 What time are you going to get up? 86 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,760 5am. 87 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,679 Wakey-wakey, Daniel. Rise and shine. 88 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:48,680 Running time. 89 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,959 Fuck! 90 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,120 Fuck! Fuck! 91 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,079 What the fuck are you doing?! 92 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:06,080 You said you wanted to be woken up early. What time is it? 2.30. 93 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,439 I've only been asleep for an hour! Why are you waking me up now?! 94 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:14,199 I thought you might like to stretch. 95 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,200 At five! 96 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,680 Oh... God! 97 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,039 You look dreadful! 98 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,999 And why are you wearing slippers?! 99 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,999 Sort yourself out before Dominic gets here, he runs a tight ship. 100 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,320 I'm shagged already, mate. I barely slept last night. 101 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:44,480 Shit! He's here. Behave. 102 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,239 - Team! - Hi, Dom. Hi, Dominic. 103 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:51,679 Hi, Dominic! 104 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,639 Hope you lot are ready for a beefing today. Beef! 105 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:58,640 Yeah! OK. Beef! Plate up. 106 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:03,520 It's a crisp morning, puts me in mind of Seoul '88. 107 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,799 All right, here's how I read it, we head up Hammer Hill, 108 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,319 then get a rage on through the woods, and I do mean rage. 109 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:15,320 I can't have any half measures. Watch... hot tea. 110 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,799 Hot... tea! Beef! 111 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,479 Beef! Yes! Come on! That's the way we like it. 112 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,999 What the fuck was that about?! I'm trying to listen. 113 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,639 Remember, you are in control. 114 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,239 It all starts with the mind. 115 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,679 Goodness, yes, commitment. Gosh! 116 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,679 Beef! Beef! What's so special about him? 117 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:45,359 All he's done so far is pour tea on the floor, big deal. 118 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,879 Come to the staff room, mate, Shakey O'Donnell's covered in the stuff. 119 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,359 Dan, please. I just don't see what all the fuss is about. 120 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,959 He just seems like... 121 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,119 Oh! Oh, my God! 122 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,359 Dan. That's the biggest arse I've ever seen! 123 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,599 What was his sport, mate? It wasn't fucking hurdles, was it? 124 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,919 It's not that big. Brian, he looks like a centaur! 125 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,959 Look, this is precisely why I didn't want you coming to running club! 126 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,599 This is my sanctuary. It's huge! 127 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,439 We could make money out of this. All we need is a caravan. 128 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,119 Shit! He's coming over. I swear, if you mention his arse, 129 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,559 I will never speak to you again. Do you understand? 130 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:25,039 Good one, men. Hey, new member alert. 131 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,040 Friend of yours, Ben? It's Brian. Hi, Brian. Hello. 132 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,959 No, I'm Brian, this is Dan. Dan, Ben, Brian, who gives a fuck? 133 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,879 Great to have another pain addict on board. 134 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,279 Glad to see you made a start on the cranberry. 135 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:41,280 In Seoul we drank so much of this, we pissed crimson. 136 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,559 Wow! He just flicked the end of my penis. 137 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,159 Never miss. Come on, guys, lunge it! 138 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,160 That arse is so ripe, it's going to come off the vine, Brian! 139 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,360 What's that? Looking forward to the burn today, Dominic? Always. 140 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,159 Where do you get your jogging bottoms, Dom? I have to order them online, 141 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,759 it's hard to find the right fit. I bet it fucking is! 142 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:05,119 Dominic, just to let you know, I've got this old hamstring injury, 143 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,839 I think it's playing up again. What? 144 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:10,640 I said I've got a hamstring injury. I think it's... 145 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,760 No... you haven't. 146 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,840 OK. Good. 147 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,839 Thank you. 148 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:33,840 See you on the road, yeah? 149 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:38,280 It's mental here! I thought we were just going jogging, mate. 150 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,799 Already, I've discovered this red nectar 151 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,359 and I've seen you hypnotised by a human baboon! 152 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,959 I love running club! 153 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,999 I'm going to do everything that big-arsed man says. Look! 154 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:51,119 It's not that big, OK! Stop ruining running club! 155 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,119 It's pretty big, Brian. 156 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,359 Brian! 157 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,719 Brian! 158 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:01,720 Brian! 159 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,039 Christ, how much of that cranberry juice have you drunk?! 160 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,999 It's really good for you, you heard Dom. 161 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,599 It doesn't mean you're supposed to drink it all day. 162 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,279 Now shut up! I'm trying to monitor my heart rate. 163 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,119 If I drink enough of it, I might get a big magic arse. 164 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:18,159 He hasn't got a big magic arse, you idiot! 165 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,759 I saw what he did, Brian. He cured your leg with his arse. 166 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:25,479 He's like a big-bummed Jesus! OK, he has a method. 167 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:29,480 I don't know what it is, I haven't been invited for the one-to-one yet. 168 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,879 Ah! What's the one-to-one? 169 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,399 Dominic... 170 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:38,400 Dominic's secret is so powerful, he can only tell one man at a time. 171 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,919 Sounds incredible! 172 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,359 I totally understand why you're in love with him. 173 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,999 I'm not in love with him! You are! 174 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,959 I am! I don't have time for this! I'm going for my PB 175 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,719 and Julia's expecting me back to do the big shop. 176 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,079 Brian. 177 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,080 Brian. 178 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:02,119 Oh, my God! 179 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,439 You all right, boys? You out for a run? 180 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,399 Oh, fuck! 181 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:10,839 I wish I knew you were coming round, it's not quite ready yet, 182 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,759 it's still a bit of a pigsty. Jo? Yes. 183 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,399 Is your new house a tent by the road? Yes! Wicked! 184 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,999 No, not wicked. It is weird, mate. 185 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,999 Says the cranberry-guzzling fuckwit! 186 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Hey, listen, I didn't have a house, now I have a house. Winner! 187 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,839 It's a tent, you mad bitch! 188 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,759 We should ask Dom what to do about this. 189 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,639 Dom would know what to do about this. No! No, we shouldn't. 190 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:35,640 Dom must never see this. Hey, guys. Oh, fuck! Hi, Dom. 191 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,359 Taking five? Just checking my pulse rate. What's with the tent? 192 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,360 Hello. I live here. Ah, a gypo! Good luck to ya, live and let live. 193 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,199 I don't really know her. 194 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,439 I've had five cartons of cranberry juice, Dom. Why? 195 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:54,439 So I can piss crimson like they did in Seoul '88. Well, all right, then. 196 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,839 Oh! He got the tip again! 197 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:00,840 Don't aim for where the dick is, aim for where the dick is going to be. 198 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,519 What does that mean? I think it... 199 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,639 Dom, I think I've shaved five seconds off my PB. 200 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,719 You can't beat the crimson piss, Dan. Keep it up. 201 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,439 D-D-Dom, I think... my hamstring's holding up, thanks. 202 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:16,440 Glad to hear it, Ben! It's Brian. 203 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,639 He seems really nice. He is. 204 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,599 You should invite him to the tent for drinks. 205 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,399 Jo, you can't live in a fucking tent! 206 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,079 How you going to eat? How are you going to eat? 207 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,919 I'll forage. She'll forage. This is insane! 208 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,239 You have already ruined running club and you... 209 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,719 Dominic now thinks I hang out with the big one from Bananarama! 210 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,919 Brian! Why are you so stressed? 211 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,039 And how have I ruined running club? 212 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,599 I have totally embraced that big-butt genius' way of life. 213 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,359 Will you stop going on about his arse! 214 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,799 Someone's got himself into a tizz. Yes. 215 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,399 Here... I've popped a cranberry. 216 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,400 You... idiot! Just stay away from the club! Stay away from Dom! 217 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,159 He's mine! He's mine! Argh! Oh, God! 218 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,657 He's juiced me! Brian! Why?! 219 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,750 Hey, Dan. 220 00:13:16,816 --> 00:13:19,375 What happened, get juiced? 221 00:13:19,376 --> 00:13:22,535 Felt like you were getting somewhere. I messed up, Dom. 222 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:25,695 I always do. 223 00:13:25,696 --> 00:13:28,015 We'll see about that. 224 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:32,016 Get in. We're going to my place. 225 00:13:32,856 --> 00:13:36,856 The one-to-one! 226 00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:02,775 That's much better. 227 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,855 Velour. 228 00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:08,856 Hello. 229 00:14:10,336 --> 00:14:12,735 Please don't be nervous, I'm not a homosexual. 230 00:14:12,736 --> 00:14:14,095 Right-o. 231 00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:15,815 I used to be like you. 232 00:14:15,816 --> 00:14:19,535 Tall? A directionless loser, a fat drop-out, 233 00:14:19,536 --> 00:14:23,215 a pointy-dicked, saggy-jowelled toss stick. A... 234 00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:25,736 All right, mate! Let me guess. 235 00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:29,775 A woman, right? 236 00:14:29,776 --> 00:14:33,776 A woman you thought was there for ever just upped and left you. 237 00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:36,735 Out of the blue. 238 00:14:36,736 --> 00:14:38,255 Gone. 239 00:14:38,256 --> 00:14:40,615 Just like that. 240 00:14:40,616 --> 00:14:43,455 And you don't know why. 241 00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:46,895 Yes! God, you are magic! 242 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:49,655 I'm not magic, my pot-bellied friend, 243 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,695 I've just harnessed something, 244 00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:54,895 something that could change your life. 245 00:14:54,896 --> 00:14:56,615 I can help you. 246 00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:59,055 I can give you what you need. 247 00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:03,056 But first... I have to know that you want it enough. 248 00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:08,575 I don't know what it is that I need. 249 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:12,576 You know what it is. 250 00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:16,335 I honestly don't know what it is. 251 00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:19,016 Ultimate control! 252 00:15:20,816 --> 00:15:22,975 You think I don't know about my arse? 253 00:15:22,976 --> 00:15:25,855 Hmm? You think I don't know what people say? 254 00:15:25,856 --> 00:15:28,415 You think I haven't heard the calls? 255 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:32,416 "Silverback butt. Bubble bum. Big icing-sugar-dusted peach!" 256 00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:38,736 "The cock-and-balled Nicky Minaj!" 257 00:15:46,896 --> 00:15:49,975 It is big. Of course I know. 258 00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:53,095 None of these ornaments are more than a week old. 259 00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:56,535 Every shit costs me ?300. 260 00:15:56,536 --> 00:16:00,055 But I don't care. And you know why? 261 00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:03,335 Because I have control, Dan. 262 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:06,895 It's not about looking at my behind... 263 00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:10,896 ..it's about looking within. 264 00:16:12,856 --> 00:16:15,455 Teach me. 265 00:16:15,456 --> 00:16:19,456 Teach me, you massive-arsed guru! 266 00:16:41,496 --> 00:16:43,416 Oi! Come back here! 267 00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:51,936 First of all, we centre ourselves with the trigger. 268 00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:53,975 Look at me, Dan. 269 00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:56,255 When I pull the trigger finger, 270 00:16:56,256 --> 00:17:00,256 I have taught myself that the wild horses of my mind are tamed! 271 00:17:01,696 --> 00:17:05,215 Do you believe it? Yes! Then express it! 272 00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:06,935 Cure me with your arse! 273 00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:10,936 I feel the rush of control coursing through my veins, Daniel! 274 00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:13,375 I don't understand, Dom! 275 00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:15,615 Do you want to see the power of control? Yes! 276 00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:19,255 Then tell me your PIN number and pull your shorts down! What?! 277 00:17:19,256 --> 00:17:21,455 Do it! 278 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:23,855 1-9-6-8! 279 00:17:23,856 --> 00:17:27,856 Beef! Beef!! 280 00:17:39,936 --> 00:17:42,815 I've been arrested. Clearly, Jo. 281 00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:46,135 Foraging. It's mental. Jo, they told me what you did. 282 00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:48,055 Stealing a frozen chicken from a shop 283 00:17:48,056 --> 00:17:50,015 can never be classified as a forage! 284 00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:53,735 It's a modern forage. It's not a modern forage, Jo. You stole! 285 00:17:53,736 --> 00:17:57,736 Don't wind me up! Just let me do the talking. 286 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:04,296 Well, well. Oh, God! 287 00:18:04,696 --> 00:18:06,135 You. Yes, it is. 288 00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:09,255 It's amazing the levels of responsibility we're given, isn't it? 289 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,495 Can I remind you, it was my friend who insulted you. 290 00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:13,535 I don't know what you're talking about. 291 00:18:13,536 --> 00:18:17,495 Now you, chicken theft, very serious. I was foraging! 292 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:21,215 I said leave it to me. Shut up! Look, mate, she's a nutter. 293 00:18:21,216 --> 00:18:25,135 Let her go. Brian! I'm not a nutter, I was hungry! 294 00:18:25,136 --> 00:18:27,175 Why are you so angry?! 295 00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:30,655 I came as quickly as I could. What's happened? Forage nightmare, Dan. 296 00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:33,495 Oh... hello, Officer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 297 00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:36,295 Might have known you'd be involved in this little debacle. 298 00:18:36,296 --> 00:18:38,055 Now, let's process this 'king theft. 299 00:18:38,056 --> 00:18:42,056 Theft? Jo stole a frozen chicken from the supermarket. 300 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:47,656 OK... I'll handle this. 301 00:18:59,256 --> 00:19:01,855 I don't think we need to pursue this any more, do we, Officer? 302 00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:05,175 I beg your pardon, I think you'll find a crime has been committed. 303 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:07,776 Oh! Hey! Eh, come on. 304 00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:12,935 Come on. 305 00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:15,535 There. 306 00:19:15,536 --> 00:19:17,255 Hmm! 307 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,176 Ooh, that's it. 308 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,655 Hmm. Yeah! 309 00:19:22,656 --> 00:19:25,575 What's your favourite memory? Oh! 310 00:19:25,576 --> 00:19:28,935 When they gave me the big special hat with a badge. 311 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:32,775 Yeah, hat. Hmm. Like a proper grown-up policeman. 312 00:19:32,776 --> 00:19:35,175 Hmm. A big boy! 313 00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:38,735 Hmm. Yeah, a big boy! Ooh! 314 00:19:38,736 --> 00:19:42,736 We don't need to keep this silly girl, Officer. 315 00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:46,455 Ooh! Let her go. 316 00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:50,456 Hmm. Yeah. 317 00:19:51,216 --> 00:19:53,895 OK, you can get your things, 318 00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:57,896 but don't be involved in anything so silly again, OK? 319 00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:03,696 Take your trousers down and tell me your PIN number. 320 00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:10,975 6-0-7-9. 321 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:12,655 Into the cells. 322 00:20:12,656 --> 00:20:16,656 Yeah! 323 00:20:18,296 --> 00:20:19,895 Oh, my God! 324 00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:22,135 You saw Dominic? Yeah! 325 00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:24,495 He gave you the one-to-one. Yes! 326 00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:26,655 He was right, I'm going to be fine. 327 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:30,495 You got the one-to-one?! I can't fucking believe it! 328 00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:34,496 Brian, calm down. Oh, fuck this! And fuck you!! 329 00:20:37,456 --> 00:20:41,456 Weird. Very weird. 330 00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:45,415 Are you still coming back to mine for the house warming? 331 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:48,295 I've... 332 00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:52,296 ..still got a potato. I'd love to, Jo. 333 00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:56,015 I'm going to get my life back on track. 334 00:20:56,016 --> 00:21:00,016 Hmm. Yeah. 335 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:08,015 Are you all right? I'm much more than all right. 336 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,175 What? 337 00:21:10,176 --> 00:21:14,176 Naomi, we're going to be OK! Dan... Sorry, I... 338 00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:16,575 I mean, I'm cured. Dan. 339 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:20,335 I mean, it's going to take me a long time to harness the power of the control, 340 00:21:20,336 --> 00:21:23,455 but I think I... I think I'm different. Dan! 341 00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:25,095 Sorry, I'm talking, I'll stop. 342 00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:28,775 Because I can stop whenever I like and then I can start and stop again. 343 00:21:28,776 --> 00:21:32,776 I'm seeing someone. 344 00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:37,775 What?! I've been... 345 00:21:37,776 --> 00:21:41,776 I'm seeing someone. 346 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:06,935 Well... I... 347 00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:10,615 have shat myself. 348 00:22:10,616 --> 00:22:12,255 Apologies. 349 00:22:12,256 --> 00:22:16,256 I have had an awful lot of cranberry. 350 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:20,536 And I'm very tired! 351 00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:33,575 Hello, darling. 352 00:22:33,576 --> 00:22:37,576 You're in my bed again! 353 00:22:38,336 --> 00:22:41,415 A man is at his most vulnerable in his bed, Daniel. 354 00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:45,416 This is where you need a friend. 355 00:22:45,496 --> 00:22:49,335 You fucking nutter! You're upset. 356 00:22:49,336 --> 00:22:53,336 What happened? I explosively shat cranberry in front of my ex. 357 00:22:53,736 --> 00:22:56,055 Oh, sweetheart! 358 00:22:56,056 --> 00:22:58,935 OK, get a good night's sleep. 359 00:22:58,936 --> 00:23:02,615 It'll all seem better in the morning. 360 00:23:02,616 --> 00:23:04,455 Spoons? 361 00:23:04,456 --> 00:23:08,015 Yep. 362 00:23:08,016 --> 00:23:12,016 Ooh! 363 00:23:23,098 --> 00:23:47,440 Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru. 364 00:23:47,490 --> 00:23:52,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0